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Random with a Side of Homestuckity

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly four years since…

Sollux ate the mind honey [07/03/10]

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via feferi-peixes-empress-of-lodag)

tastefullyoffensive:

Bun Buns

(Source: trashyybarbiee, via feferi-peixes-empress-of-lodag)

dirkar:

Imagine an exasperated Jane Crocker flatly staring at all the bullet holes and sword gouges in the walls of the DirkJake apartment and Jake just being like it’s nOT OUR FAULT THERE WAS A SPIDER

(via skaiia)

ivalisian:

adding rose to the strider household is instant comedy gold i swear to god

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(via skaiia)

imnotjailbait:

truest thing i’ve ever read

(via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

whydouwantaname:

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.

There is no shirt here.”

      (via followthebluebell)

Tumblr wins the internet again.

(via feferi-peixes-empress-of-lodag)

precontation:

WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN

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(via beneduck-cucumberpatch)

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

(via dancinghomestuckforever)

twinpersonalitys:

liongirl5:

When a package for you finally comes in the mail

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thats it.
thats act 1

(via dancinghomestuckforever)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via feferi-peixes-empress-of-lodag)

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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(via dancinghomestuckforever)

  • Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
  • Me: Go fuck yourself.

potatocoyote:

help me

(via dancinghomestuckforever)

The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
  • Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
  • Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
  • Me: 21, but yes.
  • Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
  • Me: ...........
  • Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
  • Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
  • Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
  • Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
  • Male Customer: When do you get off work?
  • Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
  • Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
  • Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
  • Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
  • Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
  • Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
  • Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
  • Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
  • Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
  • Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*