Imagine an exasperated Jane Crocker flatly staring at all the bullet holes and sword gouges in the walls of the DirkJake apartment and Jake just being like it’s nOT OUR FAULT THERE WAS A SPIDER
Back ground nurse:
"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello.
There is no shirt here.”
Tumblr wins the internet again.
WHEN YOU SHIP SOMETHING PLATONICALLY BUT THE REST OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT SEXUALLY/ROMATICALLY SO ALL THE MATERIAL OF THE SHIP IS ROMANTIC OR PORN
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
When a package for you finally comes in the mail
thats act 1
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.